eulogize instead

[Martinez Stephana]

CAON Takes New Direction. Investors Are All Over It!

Chan-On International Inc.
Symbol: CAON
Close: $0.72 UP 4.35%

Volume Jumped through the roof today as CAON announced it has changed
its direction and acquired Harbin Hongbo, as wells as its 12 patients
for environmentally safe construction materials. Investors are already
seeing the potential. We expect great things from CAON with big news
expected Monday. Get on CAON first thing Monday!

He gave him a plug for this Too Hotties thing but he didn't seem to know
what he was plugging. Howard asked the guys if they were going to
perform another song for them.
Jimmy said that Steve had the biggest beer he's ever seen. He said that
magazines are there to sell magazines. Jimmy said he's going to be
filling in for Regis Philbin tomorrow. He went on to say that he used
that in a joke about his stuttering  and how it was so bad that his
teachers put him in ESL.

High Pitch Eric called in and told Grillo he's a fag.
She said it's her nephew but he thinks that it's actually him. He
claimed that she was a virgin that night too.
Jimmy thinks that Steve would be great with Riley Martin on his show.

Grillo said he has a problem and he knows he's a drunk. One of the guys
said that he didn't.

That led to Howard playing some of their album since he hadn't done that
when the guys were in earlier. Howard couldn't believe that Zach hadn't
had any other women than the woman he's married to.

JD said he was just telling them what the intern told him. Howard asked
Hansy if he's ever held a job. Robin said if they ever break up she's
got to use material like that for her stand-up comedy. Howard took a
call from Dominic Barbara who said that he would put up two grand to
send him to the hospital and then hung up. Jimmy said that it's still
his dream to see Eric fly with balloons and he's obsessed with it. He
said that they are the couple who have admitted to have created and
profited from creating a fake Howard Stern profile on Myspace. Howard
asked them to perform the song after that. They said that they do have
four other siblings and jokingly said that they're not talented like
they are. He said he loves his daughter like Artie loves a pizza.
Howard asked him if he ran home and beat off when he got blue balls.
Steve said they'll have more about the American Idol controversy and how
Jordin Sparks has apparently been given a make-over team while the other
two contestants have not. Artie said he'd have to say his sister because
that's probably what his mother would want him to say. He said he wants
a show of his own on SIRIUS. Jon said they'll be talking about Jimmy's
appearance on the show today and how he may have gotten Eric the Midget
to finally fly with balloons.

Howard asked Jimmy about this ABC UP Front meeting thing he's in town
for. Howard asked the guys who got the idea to get into music. He said
that her showing up to court late is just crazy. Vinnie said he took
care of it for him and said that he had someone paint black all over it.
Steve Grillo Reads From His Diary.
He also thinks that Fred loves him the most as well.

Artie said he'd have to say his sister because that's probably what his
mother would want him to say.
Howard asked Jimmy if he's ever had her on his show.

He said there are some things he doesn't want to talk about so he can't
read it all.
'' They have a new album out called Blue Sky and you can find out more
about that at Hanson. They were going to perform a cover of ''Long Train
Runnin'. Howard took a call from a guy who said that Grillo must be huge
because he's breathing heavy. Robin asked Eric if he would be willing to
fly out to New York after all of that stuff happens.