[Novalug] OT - Voting Absentee In Person in Fairfax County
bdalzell at qis.net
Thu Oct 23 11:26:30 EDT 2008
On Thu, 23 Oct 2008, Varol Okan wrote:
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here is at least one Cthulhu for president home page
As I recall the original Cthulhu for president campaign was in 2004 and
was instigated by userfriendly.com.
VO >I had to look it up.
VO >- From Wikipedia :
VO >Cthulhu: is a giant fictional creature, one of the Great Old Ones in H.
VO >P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos. It is often cited for the extreme
VO >descriptions given of its appearance, size, and the abject terror that
VO >it invokes. Cthulhu is often referred to in science fiction and fantasy
VO >circles as a tongue-in-cheek shorthand for extreme horror or evil.
VO >So is he on the ballot ? Is he running for the AKIP ?
VO >Jay Hart wrote:
VO >> Pete,
VO >> Great writeup, but if I may you left out who to vote for.
VO >> So, at the risk of being slapped around, all on this list should:
VO >> VOTE FOR CTHULHU
VO >> Why vote for the lesser (evil) of these two candidates that haven't spent day
VO >> one presenting solid plans to correct problems within this country.
VO >> If you got to vote for the lesser of two evils, maybe you should change your
VO >> thinking and vote MASSIVE EVIL. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE? Things can't get
VO >> much worse, can they? I mean, we basically have thrown out the constitution
VO >> and the Bill of Rights. Lets complete the transition by voting in Cthulhu and
VO >> reforming this countries political system. I for one welcome our new Massive
VO >> Evil Overlord.
VO >> I hope all of you will stand with me and Vote Cthulhu on or before Nov 4th.
VO >> This message brought to you by the friends and neighbors of Cthulhu.
VO >> Have a great day,
VO >> Jay
VO >>> After reading about long lines at some of the polls in other states
VO >>> last night, I wanted to find out how to vote Absentee In Person.
VO >>> These are steps you can take (if you live in FF Co., VA):
VO >>> 1. Go to http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/eb/absentee.htm
VO >>> 2. Review the rules and guidelines for absentee voting. There are
VO >>> many. The main one that I hear people talking about: if your work
VO >>> hours plus your commute to and from work add up to eleven hours or
VO >>> more, you can vote absentee. This was the case for me. There are
VO >>> lots of other conditions. Check the form if you want to see all of
VO >>> them (see step 4 below).
VO >>> 3. If you qualify, check the list of polling places and choose one.
VO >>> Valid polling places are the Fairfax County Government offices and
VO >>> seven satellite offices. The main office is open 8am - 8pm. Polling
VO >>> at the Satellite offices is from 1pm - 8pm.
VO >>> 4. Fill out and print an Absentee Ballot Application Form.
VO >>> http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/eb/VA_Absentee_ballot_application.pdf
VO >>> 5. DO NOT SIGN THE FORM until you are instructed to at the polling place.
VO >>> 6. Get yourself to the polling place. Be sure to bring either your
VO >>> voting card or a valid government ID like a drivers license. If you
VO >>> forgot your form, they will give you one when you get there.
VO >>> The following steps are based on my experience at the Mason Satellite
VO >>> Office on Columbia Pike in Annandale last night (I was there for 25
VO >>> minutes, tops):
VO >>> 1. When you arrive, you will get a number on a sheet of paper. Take
VO >>> a seat and wait for your number to be called.
VO >>> 2. Once called, go up and present your application form and ID. You
VO >>> will be instructed to sign the application. They will keep your form
VO >>> and ID and tell you to take a seat.
VO >>> 3. About 5-10 minutes later they will call your name, give you your
VO >>> ID back and escort you to a polling booth.
VO >>> 4. VOTE, BABY, VOTE!
VO >>> 5. There is no step five. You're done!
VO >>> --
VO >>> /pete nuwayser/
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